Oh god. Today after getting the first issue #1 of the new meticulously researched 47 Ronin mini-series from Dark Horse, by Mike Richardson (Founder of Dark Horse) and illustrated by one of my comic idols Stan Sakai (Usagi Yojimbo), with editorial consultation from freaking Kazuo Koike (co-creator/writer of Lone Wolf and Cub). I just HAD to freaking learn that Universal Pictures is making a fucking 47 Ronin movie staring Keanu Reeves of all people. They said they’re trying to “make the story more authentic instead of picking actors that would be recognizable in the United States”, SO WHY THE FUCK DID THEY PICK KEANU REEVES AT ALL!?